This highly dubious joke was sent by a Carlton Supporter
(--GP)

A kindergarten teacher in Melbourne, with obvious football fever was
explaining to her class that she is a Collingwood fan. She asks her
class if they are collingwood fans too.

Not really knowing what a Collingwood fan is, but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode like fleshy fireworks. There is,
however, one exception, little Suzy, who has not gone along with the
crowd. Her teacher asked her why she decided to be different.

Because l'm not a Collingwood fan" Suzy replied.

Then what are you? Her teacher asked

"I'm a Carlton fan" Suzy answered

The teacher is a little perturbed now and she asks Suzy why she is a
Carlton fan

"Well" Suzy answered, " I was brought up knowing and loving Carlton. My
mummy is a Carlton fan; my daddy is a Carlton fan. So l'm a Carlton fan"

The teacher is now angry... "That's no reason" she exclaims loudly.
"what if your mummy was a moron and your daddy was a moron. What would
you be then?"

Suzy paused, smiled and said "then.... I'd be a Collingwood fan!"