UNIX Computer Jokes.

The following extracts are typed into the Unix "Cshell"
with hilarious results:-

        % ^How did the sex change^operation go?
        Modifier failed.

        % make love
        Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

        % man woman
        No manual entry for woman.

        % sleep with me
        bad character

        % got a light?
        No match.

        % man: why did you get a divorce?
        man:: Too many arguments.

        % scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
        "Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found

        % ar m God
        ar: God does not exist

        % ^What is saccharine?
        Bad substitute.

        % %blow
        %blow: No such job.

        % cat 'the can of tuna'
        cat: cannot open the can of tuna

        $ mkdir matter; cat>matter
        matter: cannot create

        $ drink <bottle; opener
        bottle: cannot open
        opener: not found

	% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
	Unmatched".

        % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
        Too many ('s.