From Enrico Ben Wed Apr 30 22:24:44 2003 Subject: useful four letter words. (well one word actually) Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f*ck." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "f*ck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f*ck about Mary), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary is f*cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a great f*ck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful) or an interjection (F*ck! I'm late for my date with Mary!). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is stupid, f*ck she's an idiot.). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f*ck." Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: Greeting "How the f*ck are ya'?" Fraud "I got f*cked by the car dealer." Resignation "Oh, f*ck it!" Trouble "I guess I'm f*cked now." Aggression "F*CK YOU!" Disgust "F*ck me." Confusion "What the f*ck?" Difficulty "I don't understand this f*cking business." Despair "F*cked again." Pleasure "I f*cking couldn't be happier." Displeasure "What the f*ck is going on here?" Lost "Where the f*ck are we?" Disbelief "UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE!" Retaliation "Up your f*cking ass!" Denial "I didn't f*cking do it." Perplexity "I know f*ck all about it." Apathy "Who relly gives a f*ck, anyhow?" Suspicion "Who the f*ck are you?" Panic "Let's get the f*ck out of here." Directions "F*ck off." Wonder "How the f*ck did you do that?" It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a f*cking asshole!" It can be used to tell time - "It's five f*cking thirty." It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this f*cking job?" It can be maternal - "Motherf*cker." It can be political - "F*ck President Bush!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the f*ck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these f*cking Indians come from?" - General Custer "Where the f*ck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real f*cking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna' f*cking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to f*cking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Any f*cking idiot could understand that!" - Albert Einstein "It does so f*cking look like her!" - Picasso "How the f*ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the f*cking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "F*ck a duck." - Walt Disney "I don't suppose it's going to f*cking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered showers ... My f*cking arse!" - Noah "I need this parade like a need a f*cking hole in my head." -John F. Kennedy