This one is very sick
You have been warned ... (GP)

A man with no arms or legs is lying on a beach when three beautiful
women come up to him.

The first one says "Have you ever been hugged?". He says no. And the
woman hugs him.

The second one says "Have you ever been kissed?". He says no. And the
woman kisses him.

And the third one says "Have you ever been fucked?". He says no. And she
says "Well you are now. The tide's coming in."