A lawyer parked his brand-new Porsche in front of the office ready to
show it off to his colleagues. As he got out of the car, a lorry came
along too close to the kerb and tore off everything from the driver's
door forward.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his mobile and dialled the police. It
wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

By the time the policeman approached him, the lawyer was screaming
hysterically. His car, which he had just picked up that day, was now
completely ruined. It would never be the same no matter how hard the
panel beaters tried to repair it.

After the lawyer finally calmed down, the policeman shook his head in
disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers
are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you didn't
notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer indignantly. The
policeman replied, "Didn't you realise that your left arm is missing
from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

The lawyer looked down in absolute horror, "Fucking Hell !" he screamed.
"Where's my Rolex?!!"