From Marty Kain, 07-Dec-2002 02:01
Subject: Patriotic Duty

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all Australian women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.

God bless Australia! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!