Rugby Triumphalism After the Wallabies Victory Against The All Blacks Did you hear that the New Zealand Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of New Zealand Rugby players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Did you hear about the New Zealand politician who was found dead in an New Zealand Rugby jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment. Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer New Zealand rugby fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable." Q. If you see an New Zealand Rugby fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A. It could be your bicycle. Q. What do New Zealand Rugby fans and sperm have in common? A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q. What do you have when 100 New Zealand Rugby fans are buried up to their necks in sand? A. Not enough sand. Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead New Zealand Rugby fan on the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a New Zealand Rugby fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? A. Shoot the New Zealand Rugby fan - twice. Q. What's the difference between New Zealanders and a jet engine? A. A jet engine eventually stops whining. Q. How many New Zealand Rugby fans does it take to change a light bulb? A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and the coach to say that if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out. Todd Blackadder, John Eales and Joost van der Westhuizen were in an aeroplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addressed Joost first. "Joost, what do you believe in?" Joost replied, "Well, I believe that the The Springboks are a side that plays best under pressure. We are a really tough nation. I believe the racial quota's are the wrong way of doing the right thing and I believe kicking for goal is not the way to win games. " God thinks for a second and said, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left." God then addresses Todd Blackadder. "Todd, what do you believe in?", Todd replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think the New Zealand public own the New Zealand jersey and that the All Blacks are those simply lucky enough to be wearing it. I also believe in feeling people's pain." God thinks for a second and says, "okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses John Eales. "John, what do you believe in?" Ealesy said, "I believe you're in my chair