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PGTS Blog ArchiveThread: Internet Security/Malware/Spam |
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Yahoo regrets to announce ... an outbreak of computer viruses! |
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Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2005 19:31:10 +1100 A recent service announcement was sent out to Yahoo Groups and members
with the following subject:
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Let's try and read the hidden meanings from this message.
- The messages appeared to come from Yahoo groups ...
Translation: Our legal Dept wants us to proclaim that Yahoo had nothing to do with this. And to assert with as many weasel words as possible that all such mail is external from the Yahoo services. - To improve performance, and to help reduce the spread of viruses ...
Translation: Despite the considerable number of weasel words in the previous point, and even though we still assert that none of this mail actually came from Yahoo Groups, we are banning the particular subject lines, but our legal dept would like to remind you that this does NOT mean that we admit that any of it does come from Yahoo Groups. - If you are confident that your computer is not infected ...
Translation: Security is the responsibility of individual computer users. If computer users want secure computers, it's up to them to choose the right software. Our legal dept wish to make it clear that Yahoo takes no responsibility for the choices they make. - We can assure you that this is only a temporary measure ...
Translation: Expect this to be a permanent measure ...
In such a cautiously worded document, it is unlikely to find the one recommendation that really would make a difference to Yahoo and their customers ... Stop using Microsoftware to connect directly to the Internet!
Meanwhile it seems as if there were 75 visitors to this blog last month. So far this month there have been 44 visitors, so the hits are slowly building ...